6:33 am Wake up to cooing baby. Ache all over. Trouble breathing. Birthday cold.
7:30 Take a nap while baby naps.
8:00 Read final pages of book club book + tea & oatmeal.
8:45 Opened birthday presents. Thank you!
9:00 Have Coconut Dream Bar.
9:05 Have Coconut Dream Bar.
9:15 Take Shower.
12:00 Change from brown lounge pants into blue lounge pants.
12:15 Have grilled ham & cheese on Baby Pumpernickel + Orange.
12:20 Watch Paul Shovel walk.
12:30 Exhaust list of baby activities. Decide to talk like pirates. Look up pirate names and talk like pirates. My name is something-crotch; Adelaide's pirate name is flowy & pretty.
12:45 Discover leftover window markers from H2C and draw pictures on oven. Consider writing "Help!" on kitchen window but reconsider after cleaning duties are weighed.
1:10 Feed baby and let her fall asleep on me for the first time in many many months.
1:12 Take half dose of Dayquil & Coconut Dream Bar
1:30 Much better.
3:10 Shovel out driveway gate. Consider shoveling alley but change my mind and go inside for a hot chocolate.
3:40 Can only find Mocha hot coco mix but try to gag down anyway, unsuccessfully. Have Coconut dream bar instead.
6:30 Bath time + bed time for baby. Happy 7/12ths, Love!
7:00 Kick back hard cider & birthday dinner.
7:30 Kick back Tylenol Sinus half dose + Tylenol.
8:30 Enjoy Chocolate Mud Pudding with whipped topping.
9:00 Pump + dump
9:30 Made it to 33. Bedtime.