Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Health Nut

No one knows the hardships of the overweight cat. The Great Gatsby tries to eat a healthy, balanced diet, and get plenty of rest, but nothing seems to work! We think its his thyroid or maybe his metabolism is low.
Plus, as every cat knows, when they hit the big 4, it's like you can't eat anything without it heading straight for your draggy waddle belly. It makes exercising uncomfortable, as the draggy waddle belly tends to skim along the dewy, sharp grass blades whenever running is encited.

Sigh... What makes it even harder is that his brother (he's adopted, but don't tell him) is such an athlete (he must run everywhere) and seems eat as much as he wants. It's just not fair!


chris said...

You've got to be kidding. No cat in their right mind would eat tomatoes. This is a set-up, isn't it?

Marci said...

Teddy Bear has the same difficulties in life. He'll eat anything, including tomatoes (which happen to be among his favorite veggies). Today he ate a green pepper. He's trying to make me feel guilty for not giving him three cans of wet food every day, I just know it!

A&P said...

Chris, It's real!! I'll send you the "extended Widescreen" version if you'd like.
Hope you left town Sun. after all!